CRISPY©

GLASS CLEANER

“CRISPY”
Let’s be honest. I didn’t reinvent the wheel here. It’s a glass cleaner. This product has been around for more decades than you or your parents have been alive. And there’s a million options on the market for it. Chances are if you’re buying this one, it’s because you love our little company and our culture. So don’t make this more complicated than it needs to be. If you don’t know how to use a glass cleaner, you’re probably a fairly uneducated moron. And nothing I can tell you on this label here is going to help you. However, I do have a couple tips.

First tip, use a flat nap towel. While there are moments sometimes where a fluffy Microfiber can help. In most cases what works best with glass cleaner, is a low nap microfiber towel.

Second tip, less is more. Unless you are cleaning an absolutely gross window covered in snot & saliva. You need very little product in order to get your glass crispy. Typically speaking, one small spritz will do a couple windows. Anything more than that, and you’re being counterproductive.